Weirdest Email Ever

Today I received the Weirdest Email Ever. It came from a guy named Multiplicand.

Vaarwel
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.

Life is made up of marble and mud.
When of a gossiping circle it was asked, What are they doing? The answer was, Swapping lies.
There is no limit to what a man can do or how far he can go if he doesn't mind who gets the credit.
I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.The heart and benevolent and kind the most resembles God.

Employ thy time well, if thou meanest to gain leisure.
We cannot despair of humanity, since we ourselves are human beings.
The colleges, while they provide us with libraries, furnish no professors of books and I think no chair is so much needed.

Common sense is in spite of, not as the result of education.
It is time that financial types developed a greater tolerance for imprecision, because that's the way the world is.To give is to receive...

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.